Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.-Rod Stewart Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.-Sam Levenson Funny Quote
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again.- George Miller Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.-T.H. Thompson Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.- John Wilmot Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones Funny Quote
It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?- Ronald Reagan Funny Quote
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.-Robert Frost
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.-Isaac Asimov
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.- Norm Crosby Funny Quote
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.-Marilyn Monroe
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.-Anoynmous