Funny Army Joke with Airman Jones: Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones’s sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said:”If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government

Funny Men vs Women Joke: Who Talks More? A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said “What?” We’ve got tons more funny jokes!

Funny Fast Food Joke: A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating here.” Check out more funny jokes!

The Funny Bad Luck Driver Joke: A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks. The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” His wife says, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.” The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen

Funny Irish Viagra Joke: An Irish woman of old age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said… ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’… ‘What is Irish Viagra?’, she asked. ‘It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..’ It was a week later when she called the doctor, who

Funny Negotiating Price Joke: (Fun Fact: apparently Winston Churchill loved to tell this prostitute negotiating the price joke) A guy walks into a bar and walks up to a beautiful woman. He asks her if she would have sex with him for $10,000. She thinks about and says she would. He then asks her if she would have sex with him for $100. Disgusted, she declares, “What kind of woman do you think I am?” He replies, “we have already established that, now I’m just negotiating price.” We’ve got tons more funny jokes here!

Funny Italian Affair Joke: For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he promised that he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Furthermore, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but she asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he advised

Funny Substitute Teacher Joke: A substitute teacher is starting her 1st day at a new school. She is taking attendance when a boy walks in a few seconds late. He says “my name is Matt. sorry I’m late. Every morning I go down to the creek & throw pebbles in the water until school starts.” The teacher excuses him. A minute later, a second student walks in. The teacher asks, “who are you & why are you late?” The student replies “my name in Ben. I was down at the creek, tossing pebbles into the water. I didn’t notice the