Funny fortune cookies are always a surprise, especially when you open one and they deliver a fortune that is so hilarious you wonder if Chris Rock wrote it.

In our house, there's always a fight over who gets which fortune cookie, and if we knew there were funny fortune cookies like the ones in this gallery, there would definitely be a brawl.

You gotta wonder who writes these things? Is there an older man in a fortune cookie factory in the middle of America making himself chuckle with these clever sayings? Or are funny fortune cookies like the surprising ones found here a rare gem in a sea of sameness? Some of our favorites from this batch include telling someone they are about to have an alien encounter and another one that says when you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out, because that's what oranges are made of.

We kind of wish all fortune cookies were as funny as these. If they were we might play the lucky numbers found on them a bit more often. Until then, we will continue to open each fortune cookie and keep our fingers crossed that we'll get one as funny and surprising as these.