The Classic Everyone Walks Into A Bar Joke:
A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh Goddammit, no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!"
So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?"
The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."
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Funny Joke: Everyone Walks Into a Bar
The Classic Everyone Walks Into A Bar Joke:
A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Oh Goddammit, no! We don’t like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you’re gonna have to leave right now!”
So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, “OH COME ON! We don’t serve CHICKENS in here!” The chicken says, “Do you know somewhere that does?”
The bartender says, “Yeah..” The chicken asks, “Well, where is it?” The bartender says, “It’s across the road.”
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