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Bobcat Goldthwait Best Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes

Police Academy 4, Zed: People just don’t understand me. Police Academy 4, Zed: No, I mean who I am. Man, now I have to worry about my diction too? Police Academy 4, Zed: Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart. Police Academy 4, Zed: It’s getting to the point now when I’m with you, I no longer want to have something stuck in my eye… Your mother, my mother ain’t never looked like Florence Henderson…

Bobcat Goldthwait Best Quotes

Burglar, Carl Hefler Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you’re my idea of a dream come true – takin’ shit from a dildo with ears?

Bobcat Goldthwait One Crazy Summer Godzilla

Here is Bobcat Goldthwait One Crazy Summer Godzilla. Love the fun side where Bobcat says “It feels good to be back here at the club Tokyo” then gets frustrated and finishes with a class “god dammit ahhhh!!!! “
Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Hang on to your hats Zed fans. Here is Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed, the “People Guy”, in Police Academy 3. Some of my favorite Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed one liners: Nice bike. Where do you put the batteries I used to be a real JERK, but now I’m a people guy It’s tough to be a truck drivin cow girl when I was a baby I had no teeth!!, I couldn’t get a job, I couldn’t eat meat!! You like wanna borrow my shampoo? Argghhh! I’d like to introduce you guys, to the future Mrs. Zed!

Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed

Hang on to your hats Zed fans. Here is Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed, the “People Guy”, in Police Academy 3. Some of my favorite Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed one liners: Nice bike. Where do you put the batteries I used to be a real JERK, …
Bobcat Goldthwait One Crazy Summer Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Bobcat Goldthwait One Crazy Summer plays a classic Bobcat character named Egg Stork.  Plenty of Aaagghh!!! Here are a few one liners from the movie: No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him! Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?” Aaagghh! Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his twin brother, but he wanted to…

Bobcat Goldthwait One Crazy Summer

Bobcat Goldthwait One Crazy Summer plays a classic Bobcat character named Egg Stork.  Plenty of Aaagghh!!! Here are a few one liners from the movie: No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him! Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?” …
Bobcat Goldthwait Burglar Funniest Scenes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

There is no one besides Bobcat that could pull of the role of Carl Hefler in the 1987 movie Burlar. Here are a few of our favorite Bobcat Goldthwait burglar lines: “Kay-no-bee… K-noby! Is that like in Star Wars?” “Your Caucasian Mr Hefler”…….”OH GREAT THROW THAT IN MY FACE TO!!!” “Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you’re my idea of a dream come true – takin’ shit from a dildo with ears?” “Fuck you? Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fuckin’ package and you decide to blow me shit?” “You know when I was like five I said, Dad Dad!

Bobcat Goldthwait Burglar Funniest Scenes

There is no one besides Bobcat that could pull of the role of Carl Hefler in the 1987 movie Burlar. Here are a few of our favorite Bobcat Goldthwait burglar lines: “Kay-no-bee… K-noby! Is that like in Star Wars?” “Your Caucasian Mr Hefler”…….”OH GREAT THROW …
Bobcat Goldthwait Scrooged Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

When a disturbing TV commercial that Frank (Bill Murray) personally produced is criticized by Eliot Loudermilk (Bobcat Goldthwait), he is fired and thrown out on the street, without a bath towel.. Here are a few one liners from Bobcat Goldthwait Scrooged: Hello, wabbit! Sure. One thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three! Oh, uh, Brice Cummings is the idiot, sir, but uh…he can’t talk to you right now because he’s sorta tied up. Uh-huh. Oh, in fact, he just said that you were a flatulating butthead? Yes. You’re, well, you’re a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like

Bobcat Goldthwait Scrooged

When a disturbing TV commercial that Frank (Bill Murray) personally produced is criticized by Eliot Loudermilk (Bobcat Goldthwait), he is fired and thrown out on the street, without a bath towel.. Here are a few one liners from Bobcat Goldthwait Scrooged: Hello, wabbit! Sure. One …