This is the Bill Cosby brain damage stand up bit. We're not sure how Bill Cosby's wife felt about how having children changes you. It starts out with him talking about how his wife (before they had children) was the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. But once they had children, her face changed. Her mouth started to droop and she lost her looks. It's because of their children. And it's because all children have brain damage. If you put a drink down they immediately start to drink it. You tell them not to and they immediately pick it up and start drinking it again. It's because they have brain damage. If two of them are in a house you inevitably hear of them say "will you stop touching me" and you have to deal with it. That's why this is called the Bill Cosby Brain Damage bit.

Bill Cosby is one of the most hallowed comedians and actors in the history of comedy. He is a giant when it comes to not only stand up, but TV sitcoms as well. He has been active for over five decades in some form of entertainment. Any comedian who is known at all has Bill Cosby as an influence. Even though he has worked clean (he rarely swears, as you can see in this classic stand up clip), everyone from Eddie Murphy to Louis CK to Jerry Seinfeld have mentioned Bill Cosby as someone who helped shape their stand up or helped get them into doing stand up comedy and becoming a comedian. Bill is one of the greatest of all time without question. He has taken real life experiences and put them into hilariously classic stand up bits. Anyone between the ages of 30 and 60 probably grew up listening to his comedy records. And the Bill Cosby Brain Damage bit is one of those reasons why.