I intend to live forever. So far, so good.- Steven Wright Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Steven Wright Funny Quote
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.- Steven Wright Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.- Anonymous Funny Quote About Kids Click here for more funny quotes
Funny Quote About Kids
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.- Anonymous Funny Quote About Kids Click here for more funny quotes
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.- Steven Wright Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Steven Wright Funny Quote
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.- Steven Wright Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.- Bill McGlashen Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Bill McGlashen Funny Quote
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.- Bill McGlashen Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.- Oscar Wilde Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Oscar Wilde Funny Quote
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.- Oscar Wilde Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”- Claude Pepper Funny Quote
Claude Pepper Funny Quote
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”- Claude Pepper Funny Quote
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.- Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.- Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?- Anonymous Funny Quote About Camping
Funny Quote About Camping
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?- Anonymous Funny Quote About Camping
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.- Flip Wilson Funny Quote
Flip Wilson Funny Quote
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.- Flip Wilson Funny Quote
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.-Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Funny Quote
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.-Wilson Mizner
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.- Dave Barry Funny Quote
Dave Barry Funny Quote
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.- Dave Barry Funny Quote