It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?- Ronald Reagan Funny Quote
Ronald Reagan Funny Quote
It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?- Ronald Reagan Funny Quote
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.-Robert Frost
Robert Frost Quote
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.-Robert Frost
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.-Isaac Asimov
Isaac Asimov Quote
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.-Isaac Asimov
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.- Norm Crosby Funny Quote
Norm Crosby Funny Quote
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.- Norm Crosby Funny Quote
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.-Marilyn Monroe
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.-Anoynmous
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.-Anoynmous
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?- Milton Berle Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Milton Berle Funny Quote
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?- Milton Berle Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.- Robert Wilensky Funny Quote
Robert Wilensky Funny Quote
We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.- Robert Wilensky Funny Quote
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.- Charles Wadsworth Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Charles Wadsworth Funny Quote
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.- Charles Wadsworth Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
These funny Eddie Murphy quotes will have you not only laughing, but thinking. Eddie Murphy is an American comedy icon. He’s been around forever, and he has created some of the greatest characters and scenes in comedic history. He’s seen the comedy landscape evolve and these funny Eddie Murphy quotes range from things that will make you laugh, but also think. He’s been in an interesting position, being one of the most famous black actors in America who became an icon before the advent of the Internet while still staying relevant long after the world wide web changed the way
39 Funny Eddie Murphy Quotes
[imitating Richard Pryor] You ever get like sometimes ye get on that toilet and ye shit, that water splash up on yo' ass? Don't that make ye mad, right? You know what really make mad is when the shit is halfway out, then go back up in that mothafocka. Why do shit be teasin' yo' ass? Just get the f*** out, right? You know what really make me mad is when yo' ass don' cooperate whicha then clinch up and break the shit in half? You be mad like a motherf***er too coz you gotta whip yo' ass for 5 hours. Use 12 roles o' toilet paper on that mothafocka. You know what really bother me is when you be strainin' for a long time and one lil' pebble shit comes out? Y' want some shit this big right? Stick yo' head up your ass and say: That all the shit I'm gonn' get mothafocka? And it's afterwards right, when you done with shit, you done all the shittin' you gonna do for the whole day and you flush that toilet and one chunk come back... WHAT DOES THAT CHUNK WANT?
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.- Anonymous Funny Quote About Money Click here for more funny quotes
Funny Quote About Money
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.- Anonymous Funny Quote About Money Click here for more funny quotes
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.- Caskie Stinnett Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Caskie Stinnett Funny Quote
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.- Caskie Stinnett Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes