The greatest minds at Dose of Funny have gathered and voted on the best Adam Sandler movie quotes or sayings.
#17 - You Don’t Mess With The Zohan - Dalia, I don’t know how to tell you this. I cannot make sticky with anyone else.
#16 - Mr. Deeds - I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
#15 - Big Daddy - I had a mother lined up for him, but she's bangin' the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won't stop peeing and throwing up, he's like a cocker spaniel
#14 - Happy Gilmore - You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
#13 - Waterboy - My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
#12 - Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
#11 - The Wedding Singer - Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!....well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say
#10 - The Waterboy - Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
#9 - Billy Madison - what you lookin’ at, swan?
#8 - The Wedding Singer - Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
#7 - Waterboy - And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
#6 - Big Daddy - I had a mother lined up for him, but she’s bangin’ the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won’t stop peeing and throwing up, he’s like a cocker spaniel.
#5 - Little Nicky - Popeye’s Chicken is fucking awesome!
#4 - The Chanukah Song - Paul Newman's half-Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too, put them together, what a fine looking Jew
#3 - Billy Madison - soooo hot, want to touch the heiny, ooooooo
#2 - Happy Gilmore - You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
#1 - Happy Gilmore - The price is wrong, bitch!
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The greatest minds at Dose of Funny have gathered and voted on the best Adam Sandler movie quotes or sayings.
#17 – You Don’t Mess With The Zohan – Dalia, I don’t know how to tell you this. I cannot make sticky with anyone else.
#16 – Mr. Deeds – I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
#15 – Big Daddy – I had a mother lined up for him, but she’s bangin’ the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won’t stop peeing and throwing up, he’s like a cocker spaniel
#14 – Happy Gilmore – You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
#13 – Waterboy – My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
#12 – Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
#11 – The Wedding Singer – Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!….well, I have a microphone and you don’t, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say
#10 – The Waterboy – Now that’s what I call high quality H2O.
#9 – Billy Madison – what you lookin’ at, swan?
#8 – The Wedding Singer – Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
#7 – Waterboy – And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
#6 – Big Daddy – I had a mother lined up for him, but she’s bangin’ the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won’t stop peeing and throwing up, he’s like a cocker spaniel.
#5 – Little Nicky – Popeye’s Chicken is fucking awesome!
#4 – The Chanukah Song – Paul Newman’s half-Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too, put them together, what a fine looking Jew
#3 – Billy Madison – soooo hot, want to touch the heiny, ooooooo
#2 – Happy Gilmore – You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go HOME? That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
#1 – Happy Gilmore – The price is wrong, bitch!
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