If you’ve ever played the totally addicting Candy Crush Saga app you know how maddening it can be. Not only do you have to attempt to get to different levels by matching similarly-colored candies in addition to matching “special”candies, but once you do you have to then do a quest area level where you have to complete levels of varying difficulties. Once you do you then have to wait 24 hours to get another quest.

If you can believe it, over 150 billion games of Candy Crush have been played since the app was released in 2012. That means over 500 million people have Candy Crush on their phone. 

In this hilarious honest trailer you’ll see what would happen if Candy Crush Saga was totally honest when it advertised the game. Like having to pay for the ability to pay for more lives, or how you have to beg your Facebook friends for help by posting it on your Facebook page.

Guest-starring “diabetes,” this funny trailer makes fun of the Candy Crush Saga game and talks about what happens to you when you play. Such as getting mad at chocolate or corners, which totally happens if you play Candy Crush Saga regularly. Also, it reveals that deep dark secret of where people REALLY play Candy Crush. Can you pass the toilet paper, please?