These funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes are just a few of the comedian's best lines from his stand-up routine that spanned over 20 years. Rodney Dangerfield was one of the best comedians of our time, leaving his mark on the stage with jokes that stand the test of time. Chances are you've heard a few of these funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes before, and if you haven't you're in for a real treat.

What few people know about Rodney Dangerfield is that his comedy club, Dangerfield's, is still open in New York City, and has helped launch the careers of comedians such as Jim Carrey and Jerry Seinfeld. He had a real eye for spotting comedic talent, and he put it to good use for several decades. Some of these funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes are from HBO special's at Dangerfield's comedy club, and are jokes from some of his vest comedic performances over the years.

What's funny about Rodney Dangerfield was that he was the opposite of his on-stage persona. While he said hilarious things such as "My wife met me at the front door the other night wearing a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was coming home," chances are they were all part of his comedy routine and not jokes from his everyday life.

Other gems from these funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes include "My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met," and "When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said 'Look. Twins!'"