There are hundreds and hundreds, if not thousands, of Louis CK quotes that could qualify for a list of the greatest Louis CK quotes.  So we boiled it down to the 22 greatest Louis CK quotes that exist in the universe. Could we have doubled or tripled this> Sure, but let's be honest, we only have so much time. Click on Louis' name to check out even more Louis CK awesomeness from videos to photos to bios.

One of the greatest Louis CK quotes in this list has to be the simplest: Everything is amazing and nobody's happy. This quotes sums up Louis CK's comedic sensibility and to hit society on the head with one simple sentence. This was taken from his time on Letterman when he told a story about someone (who turned out to be him) on a plane who was complaining that their phone wasn't working. This person was whining. But Louis' point was to look around. You live in the most amazing time in the history of the world. You're on a plane! You can fly across the world faster than ever. Your phone is this amazing computer in your pocket, yet if everything isn't perfect all the time we are always just complaining because we are the world's biggest whiners.

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