Funny doctor jokes are some of the best jokes out there, mostly because doctors are anything but funny. If they were, these 10 funny doctor jokes might be a little more accurate. But the bottom line is they make us laugh! Below are 10 of our favorite funny doctor jokes floating around the interwebs today.
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What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an EKG? A double blind study!
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Q What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon A God doesn’t think he is an orthopedic surgeon.
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Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men? You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.
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Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room? It was cordless!
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Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine? A: He made a spectacle of himself.
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What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist
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Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
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What do you call a student that got C's all the way through med school? Hopefully not your doctor.
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse: No change yet.
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