Leave it to a big brother to put his little sister in check. One parent recently captured one child’s meltdown at the kitchen table while their older sibling looked on in disgust. The little child, a girl, is crying for no reason (as children do) when her big brother just looks at her and states the one question every parent in the world wants to know… “Why are you crying?” The big brother asked his sister if she took a nap today, and the sister answered honestly “no.” “Well, you need one,” the brother replies with a look that only
You know a greeting card fail when you see one, and these 16 examples definitely qualify. We won’t call out any greeting card manufacturer in particular (we would NEVER do that, right?!), but some of these are just downright weird, not to mention inappropriate. Now granted, a lot of these greeting card fails are a matter of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. But the other ones? You know which ones you are. You guys are just crazy, man. Take a look at these greeting card fails and prepare to have a good laugh. Some of them
We’re pretty sure this guy is Russian. We’re also pretty sure this guy is drunk. But we’re definitely sure this drunk Russian guy is not very good at casually hopping down off of a bed. Is he an old man in a dorm? Is this a jail? We have a lot more questions than answers when it comes to this video, but I’m not going to lie: I never get tired of funny videos of people falling down. There’s something about a really good fall that touches something primal in all of us (as long as everyone’s OK, of course.)
We wish somebody would make one of these super cool cat forts for us! Clearly these cats’ owners really, really, love them, because they’ve made some pretty amazing cat forts for their cats to play in. Granted, some of these look pretty simple (cats love them anyway), but the majority of these cat forts are pretty far out. There’s “Fort Meow,” which has a drawbridge for cats to peek through (which is awesome), and then there’s a cat fort that we don’t know how to describe except by saying that it looks like a dinosaur robot/transformer that would be
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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