If you haven’t started thinking about a Halloween costume yet, now is the time to get on it! And if you’re looking for a funny or clever idea, you can’t beat one of these movie halloween costumes. There are some classic movie Halloween costumes in this gallery. And while some of the movies might be old (hello ‘Office Space’ and ‘The Hangover’), they are still funny and would still probably win you that contest from your local bar. A few of the best movie halloween costumes in this gallery would have to be Ghostbusters, Wayne’s World, Spaceballs (I used
These creepy photos from the 1800s and beyond are seriously terrifying. Which is perfect considering Halloween is just a few short weeks away! Once you take a look at these vintage creepy photos you might wish that you could unsee them. It’s not that they’re meant to be scary, which might be why these creepy photos are so intense. There’s something about old photos with no context to them that can completely freak you out! The Victorian Era, when many of these photos were taken, had some strange customs when it came to photographs. They often liked to not only
Your browser does not support iframes. In a move that made grown men cry around the country, a little girl threw a Jeter foul ball back onto the field after her father caught it at Friday’s Yankees game against the Blue Jays. In this adorable video you see just how happy the parents are that the dad just caught the Jeter foul ball. The wife starts taking photos with her iPad and the dad is smiling from ear to ear while holding their baby. This is when the toddler girl comes into play. Their daughter starts reaching for the ball
Everybody loves a good bloody mary…especially for Sunday brunch (though we have been known to order one when we get a wild hare on certain nights). While tons of bars around the world try to compete for the “best garnishes” award, nobody does it quite as well as a bar in Milwaukee called Sobelmans Pub & Grill. Their claim to fame so far has been the “Bloody Masterpiece” (pictured below) which has a total of 13 garnishes which include a brussel sprout, celery, onion, mushroom, cherry tomato, lemon, pickle, shrimp, sausage, cheese, olive, green onion & asparagus AND a Bacon Cheeseburger slider. Phew.
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
