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9 George Carlin Quotes in Pictures 9 George Carlin Quotes in Pictures 02 May 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig George Carlin

These George Carlin quotes in pictures show us that George Carlin wasn’t just a comedian, but he was a social critic who observed all the things we were doing wrong and showed us how ridiculous we are. All the little things we take for granted and assume we turned on his head and show back at us. He wasn’t just a comedian, he was a truth teller. He had no filter or patience for bull*** and he liked to point it out any chance he got. Everything from religion to the government to morality to stuff to what dogs do

9 George Carlin Quotes in Pictures

32 Things That Look EXACTLY Like Other Things 32 Things That Look EXACTLY Like Other Things 22 July 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig Pareidolia

Pareidolia is a phenomenon that involves things that look like other things. Basically, your mind plays a trick on you and you incorrectly perceive a pattern that doesn’t exist (like thinking the moon looks like a human face). It typically involves sight but can also involve sound (like hearing some kind of hidden message when you play a song backwards). While it sounds scientific and weird, Pareidolia is a pretty cool thing. Who doesn’t want to look at photos of things that look like other things? I do, which is why we put together this gallery of things that look that other things

32 Things That Look EXACTLY Like Other Things

Funny Pictures

Reporter Catches Motorcyclist Behaving Badly Reporter Catches Motorcyclist Behaving Badly 07 July 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

Reporter Stanley Roberts of KRON 4 went on a mission to catch people behaving badly in San Francisco, and he really lucked out when he found this one motorcyclist. Stanley Roberts was positioned at the Golden Gate bridge to report on people behaving badly on it…specifically, people stopping to take photos in the middle of the highway, or in the case of this video a motorcyclist who clearly missed his exit and decided to go down the wrong side of the street. Now, the story would have just ended there….the reporter caught him on film and never approached him. But

Reporter Catches Motorcyclist Behaving Badly

Videos

Hilarious 4th of July Fireworks Fails Hilarious 4th of July Fireworks Fails 24 June 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

The 4th of July is almost upon us, which means fireworks fails are surely around the corner as well. Year after year around the 4th of July we see people trying to set-off their own fireworks and failing miserably. It’s scary because it’s so easy for people to get hurt, but as soon as you figure out everybody is OK, then a 4th of July fireworks fail compilation suddenly becomes the funniest thing in the entire world. They literally (and figuratively) light up our lives*. In these three videos you’ll see compilations of some of the best 4th of

Hilarious 4th of July Fireworks Fails

Videos

125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes 125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes

Bear Left Bear Left 18 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Nice jump Nice jump 11 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig cats

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

There’s a huge broccoli outside!!! There’s a huge broccoli outside!!! 10 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.

There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!

We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L 10 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.

Two blondes walk into a building Two blondes walk into a building 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

You’d think one of them would’ve seen it

Two blondes walk into a building

You’d think one of them would’ve seen it

You can paint my porch You can paint my porch 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

State Capitals State Capitals 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

A robber and a tv A robber and a tv 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

A robber and a tv

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?