In the latest Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon video to go viral, Brian Williams raps Baby Got Back, and it couldn’t be more hysterical. It must have taken The Tonight Show video editors HOURS to get clips of Brian Williams saying the lyrics to Baby Got Back, but somehow they managed to find every soundbite necessary…and it’s a piece of pure genius. When you watch this Brian Williams raps Baby Got Back video, your first instinct will be that he played along with The Tonight Show and did a special version for them…but you can clearly tell that they painstakingly
Bobcat Goldthwait One Crazy Summer plays a classic Bobcat character named Egg Stork. Plenty of Aaagghh!!! Here are a few one liners from the movie: No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him! Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?” Aaagghh! Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his twin brother, but he wanted to…
Have you ever dreamed of becoming a mermaid? Now you can go to Mermaid School. That’s right! Mermaid School! The Philippines Mermaid Swimming Academy in—you guessed it—the Philippines, will allow all your mermaid dreams to come true. It’s the first of its kind anywhere in the world and people are signing up in droves. Hoping to start a new fitness craze, founders Anamie Saenz and Normeth Preglo started the Philippines Mermaid Swimming Academy in 2012. Here’s the concept: Students in the mermaid school put on specially designed mermaid fins and have to learn how to propel themselves forward by using their
These funny apology notes are so weird and/or callous, it turns out they’re pretty hilarious! Do you write apology notes? It seems like a lost art but it’s not to these people who wrote the best apology notes we’ve seen. From the roommate who bought “the worst” toilet paper to the person who for some reason had to put their urine in the office fridge, these family members, strangers, co-workers, and other loved ones are truly sorry for what they did…well, not all of them! What this funny apology note gallery teaches us all is that people will do some
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
