These funny police reports make us both love and hate humanity. Mostly we love you crazy people, though, because these funny police reports are definitely making us chuckle this Monday. Reading these funny police reports makes you realize that not only are some people completely insane, but they’re also completely insane. Oh, did we say that already? Well, it bears repeating…because some of these people are insane! There’s the woman who thought her mail was stolen because she didn’t receive any birthday cards (seriously?!), and the person who called in a squirrel that was acting funny and the police officer
Cue the ‘Awwwwws!” You’ll go into cuteness overdrive when you watch the video above of a giant panda that is SO excited to play in the snow. The Toronto Zoo’s giant panda Da Mao was what you might call ‘bear-bogganing’ in his outdoor exhibit. He was so excited to see the snow that the panda just wanted to frolic in it all day long. Who can blame him?! Why the people of U.S. cities might not be as excited as this panda at all the snow they’ve been getting lately, one look at this panda and you’ll want to run
OK. We see a lot of Halloween related decorations and pumpkins and costumes around these parts, but we’ve never seen Halloween decorations as amazing as these. Scroll through this gallery to see some SUPER cool Halloween decorations that rival even the best haunted houses in the country or even the world. There’s the awesome Halloween party platter with ribs, thighs and sausages that look like intestines (how cool is that?)l, then there are the houses that look like they are UFO landing sights…and also the giant spiders who are crawling on a house. Some of the most unique ones
Richard Pryor needs more memes. There, I said it. I see much, much lesser comedians with their words slapped all over their photos on Reddit and Buzzfeed. But why hasn’t Richard Pryor had his day in the meme sun yet? He’s got more material than almost anyone else. He also happens to be one of the funniest comedians to ever walk the earth. But there’s a criminally small amount of memes and photos of Richard Pryor jokes and quotes. The man changed the way comedy was used. He did things no one else had ever done with a microphone before.
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever