What would you do if you saw a girl wearing nothing except paint for pants? Well, if you live in New York City and you saw the girl in this video walking around recently, chances are you did a whole lot of nothing! This model walked around New York City in nothing but painted on jeans the other week in New York City. She went on the subway, walked lots and lots of city blocks, and did other errands wearing nothing from the waist down but painted on jeans. And guess what? Nobody noticed! This seems to be a trend
These pet Halloween costumes are even better than the last batch of Pet Halloween Costumes we wrote about last week! Is there anything cuter than a great pet Halloween costume? The great thing about dressing pets up in costumes vs. kids is that pets let you put pretty much anything on them while kids will scream and yell until you take it off. I was walking down the street last night and saw a group of three pugs dressed as sassy girls from the 50s, and they were friggin’ adorable! There are some really great ideas in this pet Halloween
OMG. This baby is so excited for the remote control that he reminds us of someone else we know, right ladies?! Our husbands! These babies really do learn at a young age, don’t they? đ What’s so cute about watching this baby get so excited about the remote control is that he’s clearly mesmerized by it. As soon as his parents take the remote control out of his site he goes back to being a totally normally baby. But then as soon as they put the remote control back in front of his face he gets so excited his hands
If you’re not familiar with these Keanu Reeves memes, you’ve been missing out. It all started a few years ago when a photo of Keanu Reeves from the most amazing movie ever (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure) went viral. The Keanu Reeves photo went viral because he has the most amazing expression ever in it. A sort of “what the hell is going on oh my god what is that smell I think there is something really serious but not too serious about to happen.” You know that look. Anyway, as Keanu Reeves likes to say, this photo went viral
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says âwhy are you back ?âHunter saysâ not a good day .âFriend âsays how do you know?âOther hunter saysâ sign on the road said âBear Leftâ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesnât take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Thereâs a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
