Only Louis CK could get away with saying the N word so many times onstage as a white performer. (Well, if South Park were stand up comedians, I’m guessing they would have no trouble either.) But my point is, it’s a tricky and unbelievably delicate word to use. It’s probably the most controversial word there is in the English language. And this Louis CK N word bit shows us exactly why Louis CK is one of the most important comedians in the world. The most genius aspect of the Louis CK N word bit is that it’s not controversial at
Awkward Mother’s Day Cards. Most moms have gotten them at one point in their life. And they can happen at any age. They can happen when you have a toddler who is just learning how to spell and he writes something completely inappropriate, or they can happen when you have a grown child who is financially dependent on you and somehow is not embarrassed to say it. Awkward Mother’s Day Cards can happen to the best of us. This collection of Awkward Mother’s Day Cards might make you laugh or cry. The best ones are typically the ones done by
It might sound cruel, but photos of people (or animals) getting hit in the face are pretty funny. Now I know what you’re going to say….”Dose of Funny, that’s just mean! What if those people got hurt?!” Well we’re here to tell you that nobody in these photos of people getting hit got hurt, and while we don’t know that for a fact we’re going to say it really loud and sternly like “What are you talking about! Of course they DIDN’T!” Mmmmk? Check out these photos of people getting hit in the face, below, and laugh knowing that you are
Seriously, this teacup pig is so friggin’ cute I almost died from cuteness overload. YES. I DID. Is there anything in the world better than a teacup pig? If there is, then it’s got to be this video of a teacup pig doing a backflip over a dog. I mean, I can’t handle the adorableness. It seems like everybody these days owns a teacup pig except me, and this has to be fixed immediately. Also known as micro pigs, these teacup pigs have caused a bit of an Internet stir the past couple years. From dressing them up in tiny boots
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
