In this adorable video a pit bull named Diesel shows off how much he loves bubbles! And we have to say, he likes them. A LOT. Watch as his owners blow bubbles and pit bull Diesel jumps around like crazy trying to get them. He’s like a kid in a candy shop. Except the candy is behind glass and it’s impossible to get at it so instead you just try to jump in over and over and over again. It’s adorable to watch as pit bull Diesel tries to grab the bubbles with his mouth. I mean, this dog really
Holy crap, this dog tackle is absolutely amazing. We’re not sure where this video was made (it definitely looks like Eastern Europe), but it’s probably the best dog tackle we’ve ever seen. I mean, really?! That dog is awesome! It looks like these guys are all friends (or co-workers) either in the military or just really like camo. They could also be hunting, which would explain the exercise they seem to be doing. It also looks like they’ve done this kind of dog tackle set-up before, since they were all in position and it was being filmed. Anyway, the “friends”
These funny pumpkin carvings are why we love Halloween so much. It gives us all a chance to either wear a totally weird, funny, our out-of-character Halloween costume, but it also gives us a chance to express ourselves via a funny pumpkin carving. And for some people, expressing themselves happens in a very strange and scary way. These funny pumpkin carvings really run the gamut when it comes to humor. Once you click through the funny pumpkin carving gallery above you can start to see people’s personalities (or lack thereof) start to shine through. There’s the stripper pumpkin, the mooning
This clip of George Carlin comedy is so sad it’s true…and funny. As Americans we like our rights. We talk about them all the time. We’re proud of them, we brag about them and use them to look down on other people from other countries that supposedly have fewer rights than us. So, this George Carlin comedy clip focuses on rights. Where do our rights come from? Who gave them to us? God, is the usual answer, so George takes a look at our Bill of Rights and figures out that God may have made a mistake or two because
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
