For those of you who feel like a total idiot when you forget your car keys somewhere, you’ll feel a whole lot better when you see what these funny photos of gas station mistakes. In this hilarious gallery we feature photos of people who have just left a gas station without remembering to do something as simple as put the nozzle back or grab that cup of coffee off the roof of their car or even those last minute groceries they planned on bringing home (if they make it that far). I mean, it seems REALLY hard to actually drive off
Good news fat guys, this skinny guys vs fat guys comic is just what you need to see to tell yourself everything you need to hear. The next time someone tells you to lose all that weight, you should just pull up this comic and have them read it and weep. Not only are you more fun in bed, but you are more fun to cuddle with, you don’t have bony fingers and when playtime is over, you don’t just lie there, you bring snacks! So keep it up fat guys. Screw the health problems, hypertension and all the other
I haven’t seen many photobooth fail guys in my day, but this is clearly the case with this guy. He has clearly never been in a photobooth before. And that’s OK! Because at least we all got to enjoy his lack of experience for ourselves. Found on Reddit, this photobooth fail guy was at a wedding. It was posted with the title “we had a photobooth at my wedding. I think my brother-in-law doesn’t understand how photobooths work. And it looks like he’s right. Instead of doing what most people do in photobooths, taking funnier and funnier pictures as
When a disturbing TV commercial that Frank (Bill Murray) personally produced is criticized by Eliot Loudermilk (Bobcat Goldthwait), he is fired and thrown out on the street, without a bath towel.. Here are a few one liners from Bobcat Goldthwait Scrooged: Hello, wabbit! Sure. One thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three! Oh, uh, Brice Cummings is the idiot, sir, but uh…he can’t talk to you right now because he’s sorta tied up. Uh-huh. Oh, in fact, he just said that you were a flatulating butthead? Yes. You’re, well, you’re a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever