Here are 107 of the best celebrity graduation quotes of all time for commencement speech season. Everyone from Will Ferrell to Bill Cosby to Whoopi Goldberg and everyone in between have given graduation speeches at universities for years. So here are some of the best celebrity graduation quotes that range from the funny to the inspirational to the flat out great advice. “Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people’s faces.” – Amy Poehler, Harvard University, 2011 “There’s few things that get you over your own crap more than working hard.” – Adam
"Nobody likes to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn’t dirty, you haven’t been in the game."
- Ben Bernanke, Princeton University, 2013
These Bill Cosby quotes and jokes are hilarious, eclectic and most of all – awesome. It’s hard to boil the best of these Bill Cosby quotes and jokes down to the best since his career has spanned over 50 years. He has forgotten more jokes than more comedians will ever hear. But we did our best to put together a gallery of the cream of the crop. And if you like these, you should check out our Bill Cosby comedian page for tons more videos, quotes, memes and photos of the man himself. But enough from me, check out these
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
These funny and inspirational Bill Cosby quotes will have you both laughing and thinking at the same time. As you probably know Bill Cosby has had one of the most storied and respected careers in not only stand up comedy, but in sitcoms as well (not so much movies, let’s be honest.) But the man has lived a long, long time and he has experienced both the highs and lows of life. From creating one of the most important TV sitcoms in history with The Cosby Show, which is still one of the biggest TV shows of all time, to
These funny and inspirational Bill Cosby quotes will have you both laughing and thinking at the same time. As you probably know Bill Cosby has had one of the most storied and respected careers in not only stand up comedy, but in sitcoms as well …
Eddie Murphy’s Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor impression clip from Eddie Murphy’s classic Raw video are so funny they are unreal. If you haven’t seen this, you have to. It is almost the perfect comedy bit because Eddie’s impersonation of Bill Cosby is so spot on (as is his impersonation of Richard Pryor), but it also is Eddie’s explanation of the cultural and generational differences between two of the most iconic African American comedians of our time. And of all time, actually. The bit is about how Bill Cosby called Eddie Murphy to tell him that he’s too dirty. Bill’s
Eddie Murphy’s Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor impression clip from Eddie Murphy’s classic Raw video are so funny they are unreal. If you haven’t seen this, you have to. It is almost the perfect comedy bit because Eddie’s impersonation of Bill Cosby is so spot …
When I was a kid, I’m not sure if there was anything funnier than this Bill Cosby Dentists clip from his comedy stand up Himself. This was possibly the funniest thing I had ever heard in my life. And as I got older, I think I know why. Not only does everyone hate the trip to the dentist (seriously, no one likes the dentist. No one.) So immediately you can relate to the nervousness everyone has about a trip to get their teeth worked on. But when he goes into the routine about getting the shot and having to try
When I was a kid, I’m not sure if there was anything funnier than this Bill Cosby Dentists clip from his comedy stand up Himself. This was possibly the funniest thing I had ever heard in my life. And as I got older, I think …
This is the Bill Cosby brain damage stand up bit. We’re not sure how Bill Cosby’s wife felt about how having children changes you. It starts out with him talking about how his wife (before they had children) was the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. But once they had children, her face changed. Her mouth started to droop and she lost her looks. It’s because of their children. And it’s because all children have brain damage. If you put a drink down they immediately start to drink it. You tell them not to and they immediately pick it
This is the Bill Cosby brain damage stand up bit. We’re not sure how Bill Cosby’s wife felt about how having children changes you. It starts out with him talking about how his wife (before they had children) was the most beautiful woman he has …
This is the classic Bill Cosby grandparents stand up bit that has made generations of comedy fans laugh until they cry. Bill talks about how his parents have changed from the time when he was a child to now, when they are grandparents. If he asked his dad for a nickel, he had to hear his life story and he ate dirt. He had to hear about how his dad used to walk to school each morning uphill both ways in the snow. And he was thankful. But now, when his parents comes to visit their grandchildren they hand out
This is the classic Bill Cosby grandparents stand up bit that has made generations of comedy fans laugh until they cry. Bill talks about how his parents have changed from the time when he was a child to now, when they are grandparents. If he …
